Monday, 20 February 2017

LAUGH OUT LOUD..

ASSALAMUALAIKUM....

ni dari kiriman kawan...
*Laugh at this* :
An Indian Doctor can't find a job in a Hospital in US so he opens a clinic and puts a sign outside 'GET TREATMENT FOR $20 - IF NOT CURED GET BACK $100
A American lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn $100 and goes to the clinic...
*Lawyer* : "I have lost my sense of taste"
*Indian doctor* : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
*Lawyer* : "Ugh..this is kerosene"
*Indian doctor* : "Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me $20"
The annoyed lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
*Lawyer* : "I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
*Indian doctor* : "Nurse, bring medicine from box no. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
*Lawyer (annoyed)* : "This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
*Indian doctor* : "Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me $20"
The fuming lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back $100.
*Lawyer* : "My eyesight has become very weak I can't see at all "
*Indian doctor* : "Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this $100"
*Lawyer (staring at the note)* : "But this is $20, not $100"
*Indian doctor* : "Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me $20"
*You can't beat Indians* !!!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I laughed out loud!

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18 comments:

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    1. TKSH ADAM...INDIAN DI SANA BUKAN SINI HEH..HEH..

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  2. ramai yg tipu2 sakit nak dapat MC..

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  3. betul2 lawak..tak dapat jugak dia 100 kan PI he he

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  4. Hahaha. Nice. naseb baik Dr tu pun licik. hehe

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  5. Hahaha.... itulah jgn nak menipu sendiri terkena padan muka:)

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  6. Hahahaha...mendalam sangat ni kak PI..

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  7. TKSH HANA...GELAK SIKITHEH..HEH..

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  8. TKSH ACIKERNA BUKAN SENANG NK KELETOG DOKTOR KAN

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  9. TKSH NADHIE...SAPA YG LBH BIJAK MEMBELIT HEH..HEH..

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  10. TKSH KAKZAKIE..XLULUS LAGI NK MENIPU TU

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  11. TKSH PC...NK MENGENAKAN ORG KEA FIKIR DGN BIJAK

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  12. hahahahaha lawak la pandai indian tu

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