YOU CHEATED ME..

ASSALAMUALAIKUM

SELAMAT BERHUJUNG MINGGU...LEGAKAN STRES FIKIR JERNIH...

Irwan Abu Bakar

August 8 at 2:36 PM

+Where were you born?
•Kuala Lumpur.
+Which part?
•My whole body was born in Kuala Lumpur.

Two guys were fixing a bomb in a car.

Guy 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?
Guy 2: Don’t worry, I have one more.

+What is the name of your car?
•I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
+Oh, what a strange car, starts with tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

At the scene of an accident:
+O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
•Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

+You cheated me.
•No, I sold a good radio to you.
+Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says, “Ini Radio Malaysia.”

+Whose skeleton is that?
•An old king’s skeleton.
+Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
•That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.

+Which is the oldest animal in the world?
•Zebra.
+Why?
•Bcoz it is Black & White.

At an interview in a Software Company:
+Do you know MS Office?
•If you give me the address, I can go there, sir.